Am 2011-12-20 um 22:46 schrieb Patrick Gundlach:
Well, ConTeXt _is_ hard to install. First you have to sacrifice one of your family members. Afterwards, you need to hum the magic chant in order to open your spirit. After you have done that, please draw a circle around your computer and put candles on it, making the shape of a pentagram. Now, and this is important, go six times clockwise around that circle, six times counter clockwise and then six times clockwise again. After that, turn on your computer and start your webbrowser and go to
Wikified: http://wiki.contextgarden.net/Humour#Installation_chant Unfortunately you forgot the instructions on proper dressing (prefer fabric in Dutch weave, avoid latex) and details on the sacrifice. For reference see also http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml Greetlings, Hraban